We need some new computer code that interprets user input and assigns an appropriate tag to terse messages.
For instance, if one’s offspring respond to the suggestion that they assist with household chores and the response is “Yay!”, then the code would automatically enclose the message in
Dad: "Right, let's get those dishes washed and dried, eh?" Kid:
Something similar could be applied to everything politicians tweet:
"I am bigly the most honest Amerkun president ever"
Other tags might include
By the way, I am deadly serious about this…